- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to see through windows

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the power to shit out of your nose

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

Pointless Super Powers