The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!