The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!