- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to make any girl hate you

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be attracted by bullets

Pointless Super Powers