The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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being black

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!