- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power of christ ;)

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to resurrect dead insects

Pointless Super Powers