The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power to glow in the light

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captain obvious

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!