- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to police irony

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

Liam Brudenell

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

Pointless Super Powers