- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The power of self mind control

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to look through glass.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to have a super power,

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to see into the present

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The power to shoot glue from your penis

Pointless Super Powers