- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to see the past.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to be blind

The power to be powerless.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

Pointless Super Powers