The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to do your homework.

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75% levitation

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to pee any color

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to breathe

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!