the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of christ ;)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!