- Pointless Super Powers

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to wink with both eyes

The power of hindsight

The ability to be in fashion.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

Taekwondo

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to think out loud without saying a word

To have the power to breathe

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.