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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)
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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will
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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.
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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.
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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.
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The power to not see anything
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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.
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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.
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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.
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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.
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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.
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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!
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The power of having two left hands.
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The power to buy free things.
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.
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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.
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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.
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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l
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The power to see in black and white at will.
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to teleport to the south pole.
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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!