The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!