- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

Power to instantly turn drunk

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to release the bogus

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

Pointless Super Powers