The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to be powerless

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to not see anything

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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to poop a penny every year

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!