To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to get extra homework

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!