The power to die and not come back to life.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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75% levitation

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!