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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.
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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.
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the power to become translucent
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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward
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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears
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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.
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Invisible handwriting.
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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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The power to imagine a new colour
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The power to rotten food.
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ikawlhan forever
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The power to see through walls, but not through air.
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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction
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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.
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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.
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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!
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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.
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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples
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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead
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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.
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The power to live until you die.
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The power to read minds but only when you're alone
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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!