the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

the power to be powerless

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to not see anything

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

to poop a penny every year

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

power to fart through your mouth

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power of having two left hands.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!