The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fart in colour

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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to spelle caretly

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!