The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!