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The power to make sense of Donald Trump
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The Power to believe you have superpowers
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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!
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The power to die at will
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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.
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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.
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The ability to pass out at will.
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Feeling people's depression.
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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.
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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album
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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one
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the power to be powerless
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the power to pee while brushing your teeth
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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.
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power to breath fire but only through your nose
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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.
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make your arm REALLY. fart power
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The power of the most useless power and have that power.
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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.
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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.
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The power to take a crap.
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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.
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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater
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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!