- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to not see anything

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

the power to spell words wrong

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to have the aim of Torres

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

the ability to see through air

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to inhale coins without dying.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to fall without screaming.

The power.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

Pointless Super Powers