The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!