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the power to fail at everything you do
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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers
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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress
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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...
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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.
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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP
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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.
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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked
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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0
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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.
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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.
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The power to die when you get old
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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter
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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.
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The power to die and not come back to life.
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The power to move through light at the speed of time
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.
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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.
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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!