The ability to become visible at will.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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make youself dumb

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The power to like any show

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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being black

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!