The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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being black

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!