- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to make your nose blink.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

make youself dumb

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to count to infinity.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to buy free things.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

Pointless Super Powers