The power to become powerless

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to microwave bread

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be normal and average

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to get extra homework

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!