The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!