The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to become powerless

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the power to be powerless

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to spell words wrong

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of christ ;)

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to stop existing.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!