The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to remember th...

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!