The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!