power to fart through your mouth

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!