The power to pee any color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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75% levitation

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to eat socks

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!