The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to turn retarted

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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being black

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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make youself dumb

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!