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The power to not write pointless powers.
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The power to teleport to the south pole.
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the power to get wider by eating junk food
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.
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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th
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The power to jerk off with no hands.
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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.
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The power to bread toast!
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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.
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The power of hindsight
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The power to shit on the ceiling
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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years
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the power to misspell
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The power to not have a superpower
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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.
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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.
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The power to make it impossible to have powers
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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter
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The power to release the bogus
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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.
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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.
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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!