the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power of words

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!