the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!