- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power to turn retarted

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

power to transform into a dick with legs

cry acid tears

Pointless Super Powers