- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to quote memes randomly

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power to turn retarted

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to make it impossible to have powers

To change your eye colour when ever you want

the power to fail at everything you do

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Pointless Super Powers