Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!