The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!