The power to be an idiot.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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cry acid tears

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to touch your toes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!