The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!