The power to buy free things.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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75% levitation

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!