- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make money disappear.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to never be old but died at young age

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power think five times slower.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

Pointless Super Powers