The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to breathe

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to fart rainbows

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to not finish your

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!