The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!