The power of hindsight

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!