The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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Acid tears.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!