The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!