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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!