The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!