- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

the power to make glass clear

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to see the past.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

Pointless Super Powers