The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power to not finish your

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to bleed

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!