the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to die at will

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!