- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cake into pie

the ability to manually control your breathing

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to rotten food.

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to see stuff

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to live until you die.

Pointless Super Powers