- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to shit for 5 days

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to be blind

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

Pointless Super Powers