The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to become powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!