The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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Acid tears.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!