The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!