- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to fall asleep each time you

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to fire my lazer

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to become powerless

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

Pointless Super Powers