The power to look TV

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to become powerless

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!