The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power... to move you.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!