The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!