- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to look TV

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to know you don't have a superpower

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

the power to fire my lazer

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

Pointless Super Powers