- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to shape-shift only into a human

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to talk without a tongue

the power to fly in space

The ability to jump

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

the ability to see through air

power to fart through your mouth

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

Pointless Super Powers