The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!