- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to encounter an internal server error

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

Pointless Super Powers