Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power of hindsight

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to look TV

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!