The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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Aweonao

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!