- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to die

the power to animate condiments

power to age faster

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Every time you clap some one dies

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

Pointless Super Powers