The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!