The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to jump

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!