the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to get really mad.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!