the power to see stuff

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The capability to draw penises very well

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to be an idiot.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to misspell

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to die

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!