The power to hear in the dark.

the power to create a meme

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to fire my lazer

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

make youself dumb

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

Power to freeze ice.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to be normal and average

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!