The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!