the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to rotten food.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of learning

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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power to age faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!