The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!