The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to see the past.

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The power to smell whore

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!