The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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make youself dumb

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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being black

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!