- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The ability to smell colors

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to smell any point in time

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to have gravity.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to lower your own ego.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

Pointless Super Powers