The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to create another human

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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blindness

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!