The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!