- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see stuff

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the power to misspell

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

the power to create a meme

the power to fire my lazer

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers