- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to poop standing up

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to die instantly

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to look TV

Pointless Super Powers