The ability to breathe out of water.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power of hindsight

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!