the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to look TV

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!