thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!