Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to not see anything

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!