The power to eat your own head.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to be powerless

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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i love to make shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!