- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to bleed

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to walk 1% faster.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

Pointless Super Powers