the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to not finish your

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!