the power to die

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Feeling people's depression.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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Aweonao

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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blindness

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to smell whore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!