The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to create a meme

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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make youself dumb

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!