The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!