Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to see the past.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to see stuff

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to misspell

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!