- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to not have any power.

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

Acid tears.

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to release the bogus

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to forget what your superpower is

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to get shot when you're alone

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The power of not knowing the future

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

Pointless Super Powers