The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to think of food

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to fly in space

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to die

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to eat your own head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!