The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to have no power

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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anything Aquaman does

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!