- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to have a super power,

Pointless Super Powers