The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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power to age faster

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!