The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!