the power to see stuff

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to misspell

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!