- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

Pointless Super Powers