The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to take a crap.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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to be shitty

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!