- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to lick your balls.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to herd cats

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

Pointless Super Powers