- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to think your dreams are real.

Pointless Super Powers