To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be blind

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!