the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to die when you get old

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The Power to Power

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!