To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be blind

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to poop standing up

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to bread toast!

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to see stuff

The ability to police irony

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!