The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Taekwondo

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the power to go on this website

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!