The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!