The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!