The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!