The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!