The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!