- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

Pointless Super Powers