- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to count to potato

The power to take a crap.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to be normal and average

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to die instantly

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to break bones at will.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to bread toast!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The capability to draw penises very well

To be able to generate cancer at will

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to be an idiot.

Pointless Super Powers