The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!