- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die

power to age faster

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to see oxygen.

Every time you clap some one dies

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

the power to read your own mind

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to kill yourself.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to turn toast back into bread

Pointless Super Powers