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The power to get arrested
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The power to turn toast back into bread
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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual
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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.
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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda
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The power to see other peoples dreams.
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the power to create a meme
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power to transform into a dick with legs
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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop
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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.
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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating
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the power to disinfect wigs.
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.
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the power of mind controlling...yourself
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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)
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The power of making your tits smaller
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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.
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the power to be friends with Donald trump
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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.
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The power to be normal.
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The power to shit for 5 days
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!