The power to get arrested

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to create a meme

power to transform into a dick with legs

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power to disinfect wigs.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to be normal.

The power to shit for 5 days

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!