The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to like any show

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to fart mace

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to jump

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!