The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!