A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!