the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to pee any color

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75% levitation

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to breathe

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!