the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to die

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to look TV

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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lol

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!