- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

Being able to fly.... in the water.

Acid tears.

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

Pointless Super Powers