- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have gravity.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to die and not come back to life.

the power to fly in space

The ability to jump

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to speak to toasters

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

Pointless Super Powers