The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to become powerless

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to microwave bread

The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to be normal and average

The power to take a crap.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!