shit and piss at the same time

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power to see stuff

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!