The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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anything Aquaman does

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!