- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to control dairy products

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to look TV

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power think five times slower.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to die from darting too hard

Pointless Super Powers