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The power to fly while masturbating.
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The power to turn your navel upside down
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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.
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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.
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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain
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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.
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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales
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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.
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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs
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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.
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The ability to look at someone and die.
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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.
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The ability to lift things up and put them down.
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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life
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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked
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The Power to touch MC Hammer
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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.
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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.
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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.
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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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The power to think of a good super power right now.
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The power to lower your own ego.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!