The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to fart mace

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!