The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!