The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to turn your navel upside down

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to lower your own ego.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!