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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk
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the power to shape shift to yourself
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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.
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Having taste buds in your anus.
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The power to shoot iron from your blood
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The power to control disabled people with your mind.
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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others
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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks
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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.
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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD
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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.
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Aweonao
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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations
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the power to dislike this power
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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!
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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.
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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old
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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.
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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!