- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to be a virgin forever.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to not do it.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to not be funny

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to write a country song

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

Pointless Super Powers