- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

Pointless Super Powers