The power to wish you had a power

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to fly in space

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!