The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!