the power to create a meme

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the ability to see through air

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!