The power to smell water.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to walk through air.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Acid tears.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!