The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to see stuff

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!