The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

the power to run in slow motion

The power to count to infinity.

Aweonao

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power to dislike this power

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to do everything that you can do.

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

The power of christ ;)

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to be normal and average

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!