the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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power to age faster

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!