- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to teleport small dogs

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to be normal and average

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to smell whore

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to see oxygen.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to be powerless

Pointless Super Powers