- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The Power to Power

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to punch that like button

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

the power to see the present

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

Pointless Super Powers